$PATPINTS

BECAUSE FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
BUT THESE GAINS ARE
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🚨 BREAKING: GEORGE WASHINGTON SPOTTED BUYING $PATPINTS DIPS 🚨 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN CONFIRMED DIAMOND HANDS 💎🙌
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🎆 WEN LAMBO? WEN MOON? WEN FREEDOM? 🎆

"1776% GAINS OR BUST" - Abraham Lincoln

APE INTELLIGENCE REPORT 🦍

SMOOTH BRAIN FACTS:

  • 🧠 1776% APY ON STAKING
  • 🚀 TO THE MOON AND BEYOND
  • 💎 DIAMOND HANDS ONLY
  • 🦍 APES TOGETHER STRONG

PAPER HANDS STATUS:

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🦅 TOKENOMICS FOR FREEDOM 🦅

  • Supply: 1776 TRILLION (NICE)
  • 17.76% TO THE MOON MISSION 🚀
  • 0% TAX (THIS IS AMERICA) 🗽
  • 100% PURE CONCENTRATED FREEDOM

🍺 ROADMAP TO FREEDOM

  • Phase 1: DECLARE INDEPENDENCE
  • Phase 2: CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION
  • Phase 3: MANIFEST DESTINY
  • Phase 4: MARS LANDING

WHY $PATPINTS?

BULLISH SIGNALS:

  • ✅ EAGLES ARE BULLISH
  • ✅ BEER IS BULLISH
  • ✅ AMERICA IS BULLISH
  • ✅ FREEDOM IS BULLISH

BEARISH SIGNALS:

  • ❌ ABSOLUTELY
  • ❌ NONE
  • ❌ DETECTED
  • ❌ EVER

JOIN THE REVOLUTION

🗽 BE PART OF THE MOST AMERICAN TOKEN IN HISTORY 🗽

WARNING: THIS TOKEN IS SO PATRIOTIC IT MIGHT MAKE GEORGE WASHINGTON CRY

FREEDOM LOVERS ONLINE:

1776 🦅
🦅 MAXIMUM FREEDOM 🦅
🍺 BEER = FREEDOM 🍺